HEY, calm down, Jason Culina! You are going to pop one of those purple veins in your thick neck unless you just take it easy for a while.
Stop trying to do everything yourself. Have a bit of confidence in your team-mates, why don't you? And hey! Why do you always shout at your fellow players? Jeez, you must be pissing them off! No wonder they are not playing well. I'd hate to be on your team. The changing rooms must be a nightmare. There's no communication!
Listen to me. As the team's marquee, the captain, and a Socceroo, you need to be setting the standard. You should be dragging your team-mates by their boot-laces. But you shouldn't be telling them what to do. I mean, that just reeks of arrogance.
And what's with those crazy passes? Every week you are giving away goals. Your standards have really slipped. Why does the rest of the team always pass the ball to you anyway? Haven't they got any other options?
You ought to get back more to shore up the defense, and stop worrying about the final third. You also need to control the midfield a lot better, otherwise Smeltzy and Porter never get any ball.
And when are you going to score a few goals? Ha!!! Isn't that why you said you came back to the A-League? What a joke!!! Maybe you should take over as goal-keeper? LOLZ!
What are you doing here, anyway? You should be back in Europe! Unless of course you are seriously going to quit Gold Coast United, in which case you really should come and play for my team. We need ya, mate! ;-)
Anyway, Culina, do you know what? You are not that good. You have never been one of the better Socceroos players, you just move the ball around in midfield. It's not like you ever create anything.
Pim should have dropped you a long time ago. I doubt you will make the World Cup. I hope you don't. But I reckon our boys will do real well in South Africa, and personally I will be behind them all the way!
This coming World Cup will be HUGE for Australian football, it's really going to give the game here a massive boost. One day soon our beloved sport will be challenging rugby, AFL and cricket as the nation's #1 code. Then we can finally start holding onto our best players, and bringing over some big stars from overseas. That's what we need, Jase!
But the A-League right now is just rubbish. I laugh my ass off when I see the end-of-season bloopers on youtube. Forget about the season highlights, they are not worth watching.
Do you know what we need if we are ever going to have a decent domestic league? We need a lot more money in the game. But not Clive Palmer's money. He doesn't know anything about football. He's an embarrassment. Seriously, why didn't you tell him where to stick his cap?
We need REAL football people who have been around the game all their lives. But we don't want anybody from the old NSL. We need to reach out to the people who watch AFL and Rugby. They are the key to the future. We don't want to alienate them. We need to co-exist so that we can take over.
Then there's the media. Don't get me started! I see you are now writing blogs for The World Game. What a laugh! SBS don't know anything about soccer, Jason! Fozzie is OK, and so is Bozza, but he's on pay TV and my parents are too cheap to subscribe to that. You ought to start your own TV station, that's the only way to get the message across. Or maybe Facebook, or Twitter.
Gold Coast United are my second favourite team and I watch them whenever I can, but they are an embarrassment, and the FFA should give their licence to Canberra. It's true they raised the level of the A-League in the early rounds, but Miron is a joke as a coach, even if they are just two points off the lead. Okon would be heaps better, you can see it in his eyes.
Anyway, Culina, mate, I just wanted to say that YOU SUCK! LOLZ!
By the way, it's my 21st birthday next week and I am having a party. It's gonna be HUGE! If you want to come along I will send you the address. But if you can't come, maybe you could just sent me a signed shirt? TTFN!
