Three questions for you today...

First up, which fresh-faced Socceroo once admitted he’s a bit lazy, likes to sleep in until noon, doesn't like pressure or politics and quite fancies a Porsche?

You had it at ‘lazy’, didn’t you? Find out by watching this bit of archive footage of a 19 year-old Melbourne Knight who looked like he might make a name for himself one day... (although it’s a wonder he ever ended up playing for Australia...)



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SEPARATED AT BIRTH?


Victory's Ljubo and Star Wars', erm, Chewbacca. (A big boy made me do it then ran away, Ljubo...honest.)

Actually, I reckon we could get a whole Star Wars of A-League thing going here. I can see Juninho as a Mark Hamill-era Luke Skywalker, and of course, depending on how much weight he’s lost, Mario Jardel could maybe still be Jabba the Hutt.

So who else have we got? Suggestions below please and some l337 photoshop skillz could be put to the test.

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Finally, I have a copy of the latest Sir Alex Ferguson biography to give away to whoever can supply me with the best caption for this pic.



What thoughts are running through these heads? Make sure you give a working email address (don’t worry it won’t be displayed) and there’s a (slightly-read) copy of Sir Alex by David Meek and Tom Tyrell for the funniest one...shit jokes, bad puns – we’ll take ‘em all. Leave your entries below.