10. BRENT MCGRATH

If you catch yourself down at the pub on a Thursday night, this bloke is a trivia question extraordinaire. 

A talented striker with a patchy goalscoring record, who's played everywhere from Adelaide to Thailand to Denmark, McGrath is actually a Socceroo - he helped the Socceroos famously beat Germany, in Germany, in 2011.

Two years later he was playing for Bentleigh Greens in the Victorian NPL. Life's either sweet or a prick, depending on how full your glass is. His story is particularly significant for those wondering about, or looking for, a life as a footballer overseas.

"There's a fine line between being a pro and basically not cutting it," McGrath told Goal Australia in 2015.

"So I think if you can get a team or get a spot in Europe - just keep it for as long as you can because, at the end of the day, football as a career is not very long.

"Now I know that that's what I want and I like to say it's [the past couple of years] been a stepping stone, so I've learnt a lot along the way but I know what it's like in Europe and I'm just going to take things as they come and … this time just try and get my timing right."

Now 28, the dynamic centre-forward is coming off a lean spell at Danish top-flight club Esbjerg, but has been prolific in the Danish first division at FC Fredericia, so while on the surface it seems his level has a cap, he could excel under the right manager.

His former stomping ground in the City of Churches happen to be looking for a striker and he could almost pass for Ben Halloran if you were squinting, so here's hoping he ditches the Danish dreg-leagues and makes a triumphant A-League return.

No fun keeping this gem just to trivia nights.