BRANDON O'BELTER 

 

Eight goals in his A-League career and there are at least four stunners in there. That's a 50% belter rate. No wonder the Championship is supposedly beckoning...

It's not even his best belter of the season, if anyone remembers that uber-powerful cracker against the Central Coast Mariners that would have exploded a giant sauce bottle had it been off-target.

O'Neill's grandstand opener in front of the Member's Pavilion was hit with a venom that would have made the Don himself proud. Swallow that with your pies and pints of 4 Pines. Who even drinks that?

NINKOVIC BIDES HIS TIME

 

Two goals this season and they've both been pearlers. When the Serbian steps up and struts his stuff as he's done time and again this season, goals or no, he's still right alongside Diego Castro as the best to watch in the league. 

THE COVE KEEPS FAITH

He's only played a handful of matches, many as a sub, while carrying knocks most of the time anyway. In those games he's also failed to deliver fairly often, although to be fair, when he has he's defied the laws of physics once or twice...

Yet despite Siem de Jong's frustrating small impact on the Harbour City this season, the Cove has still invented a timeless chant for the ages. Something to really inspire him to good health.

(To the tune of Boney M's 'Daddy Cool') 'Siem, Siem de Jong. Siem, Siem de Jong. Siem, Siem de Jong. Siem, Siem de Jong. Siem, Siem de Jong. Siem, Siem de Jong...alright, we'll stop.