Gary van egmond has apparently been recomended to sign Ghanaian national team strker Kweku "Charles Taylor" Asampong, Asampong(26) has played 41 times for Ghana scoring 18 times and is currently playing for Accra Hearts of Oak in the Ghanaian premier league where he has consistantly been among the top goalscorers throughout his career, former home of Chelsea target Anthony Annan.

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Tim of NSW

FourFourTwo Belief Factor: 0/10 - so you looked up Anthony Annan on wikipedia after our recent story, maybe had a look at the Ghana national team or Accra Hearts of Oak, saw this bloke and then thought you'd cut and paste it into a 442 scoop, eh? Aren't you hilarious? (The answer is No, by the way. On all counts).