I have been told that "A-League failure coach" Nick Theodorakopoulos will be confirmed as the new Thunder coach. His agent "Tony Rallis" revealed it to a good friend yesterday. Rallis also confirmed he is head of recruitment for townsville and all players will need approval by him before the head coach (Nick theo) signs them.

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FourFourTwo Belief Factor: 6/10 - but mainly because you spelled Theodorakopoulos correctly. We'd still prefer to see Culina in there.