Nah, we can't believe he's on this list either, but there you go. Have a look at that. The big fella sends Newcastle Jets on the road to a 2-0 win over Melbourne Victory which only goes to show you how old the clip is...

To be fair it's more of swivelled hook shot than a full-on acrobatic hover-mode strike, but he's a big bloke and was 34 at the time.

He scored in almost identical fashion for Liverpool back in the day just to prove it wasn't a one-off. It was a two-off.


We saved the best 'til last. Matldas veteran Lisa De Vanna scored this blockbuster for her US side Sky Blue against Boston Breakers in 2013 and it's better for two reasons...

1) The Matildas show time and again they can do anything the blokes can do and better.

2) The US has even worse team names than the A-League.